RevRichardColes Richard Coles
...tried to push him into a foetid pond but ended up beheading him to be on the safe side,

March 23, 2013     8 retweets #

paul23stoke Paul Adams
@RevRichardColes seems reasonable

March 23, 2013 #

redEvelyn Evelyn Laurie
@RevRichardColes your stories always have such happy endings .... #not :)

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Kazak1842 Adam Taylor
@RevRichardColes What a shame. Drowning in a foetid pond a far more poetic death than decapitation.

March 23, 2013 #

RevRichardColes Richard Coles
@Kazak1842 Eve better, the foetid pond was full of poisonous serpents.

March 23, 2013 #

Kazak1842 Adam Taylor
@RevRichardColes Ah that's where St Patrick put them.

March 23, 2013 #

niadla nicky lambert
@RevRichardColes Nice use of the word foetid, you don't hear it enough - particularly before breakfast. Morning!

March 23, 2013 #

AnneMarieSpeed Anne-Marie Speed
@RevRichardColes 'foetid'. Love it.

March 23, 2013 #

mintyfaglady Claire Dodds
@RevRichardColes always best to be on the safe side, my dad reckons.

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